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ineffablefool Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Fanfiction
Fandom(s): Good Omens
Highest rating: T (Teen)
Length/scope: Less than 5K words

Especially interested in: Asexual Aziraphale/Crowley relationship, fat-positive romantic (or potentially aromantic but still deeply loving) soft fluff. Minor angst or (emotional) h/c along the way, soft happy endings only. Could also be gleefully spitefully fat-positive on the way to the soft, that's good too. Established relationship or conifer-to-confession are both delightful.

Unwilling to address: Basically nothing that isn't ace Aziraphale/Crowley (TVverse or a TVverse-based AU). No other ships except possibly very background other Good Omens character pairings. No pairings of either Aziraphale or Crowley with anyone else. No non-happy endings. No major character death, including temporary. No sex, no smut, no kink. Nothing more than minor and non-explicit violence/physical injury/criminality/etc. No non-consensual anything (including stuff like 'Aziraphale can't remove Crowley's glasses without permission' and 'gotta ask before that first kiss'). No skinny Aziraphale (only a visibly-fat Aziraphale, in fact, not just msheen-sized). Nothing requiring much research, including historical research. No rewriting canon scenes in a canonverse fic (riffing on canon scenes in an AU is good). Nothing where the characters are actively mean to each other. And -- finally -- no Gabriel unless he's the bad guy and does not get to be happy in the end. I'm spiteful.

Notes: Anyone bidding on me is probably pretty familiar with my particular style of soft ace fat-positive romantic indulgence in the Good Omens fandom, and that is what is on offer here. I'll write the Ineffable Walnuts as any gender combo that does not involve a female Aziraphale (I'm afab transmasc and he's my emotional support man-shaped being). Human AU or canonverse; nothing in one of my existing multi-chapter AU verses. I'll only write something where Aziraphale and Crowley love and respect each other very much (at least, once they get to know each other, if it's an AU); have a happy and soft ending; and are, respectively, "fat and pretty" and "completely heart-eyed over said fat prettiness". Also nothing, like, offensive. I will be posting the fic to AO3 (winning bidder can be anonymous in the post if they like), and it should not seem out of place among my other stuff.

Minimum Bid: $10

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